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Kayleigh
Boca Raton
18
Guard girl
Taken <3

fanboywithoutacause:

timothydelaghetto:

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”

“Old Sport”

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

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 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

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so t mobile stepped its shit up 

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it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s 

sluttyoliveoil:

single and ready to touch a boys dingle

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

what-e-v-a-h:

they’re too cute.


Just have sex already!

what-e-v-a-h:

they’re too cute.

Just have sex already!

aloneinmyself:

Why has no one made this comparison yet, this is all I can think of.

codeinechapo:

jewmingle:

i made it transparent

dis shit revolutionary

codeinechapo:

jewmingle:

i made it transparent

dis shit revolutionary